It must be the silly season for Ananova. The news site has just startled the IPKat with two pieces of really silly news. First, an Australian woman called Di Peel has become famous for her ability to paint with her breasts. Her first canvas sold for £5, her second for £10 and she's now busy with an order for 10 at £40 each. The mother of two, from Tasmania, who is happy to describe herself as a big woman, works at the kitchen table rather than at an easel, reports the Mercury newspaper. She said:
"I either apply the paint to my breasts and lean on to the canvas or apply the paint to the canvas and then lean into it to spread the paint. I sign every picture with my nipple".The IPKat observes that there is no requirement of artistic quality for artistic works that are protected under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, section 4. Merpel adds, people seem to pay a lot more for paintings of breasts than for paintings by them.
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In stitches ...
Secondly Spike, a three-year-old budgerigar, has been named Young Cross-Stitcher of the Year. He picked up the Cross-Stitcher magazine award after picking up the habit from owner Sandra Battye. Sandra, 31, of Stevenage, Herts, who nursed Spike back to health after a food allergy almost killed her, said:
The IPKat was unable to find a photo of Spike the budgie but he got a good one of his friend Spike the chicken (above, right). Merpel says, is this another of those dodgy blogs about animals as authors of copyright works?
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And now it's February
Sweet and Maxwell has really excelled this time, getting the February issue of the European Trade Mark Reports out on the streets before January has even got into double figures. Well done, lads! Key cases in this issue include
* Case C-120/04 Medion AG v Thomson Multimedia Sales Germany & Austria GmbH, another ECJ decision - this time on the place of the German doctrine of Pragetheorie in European trade mark infringement law;